Alright, woo So you've never met anyone who's into you? I love him, I like him It's the third time this week we've been to this bar Playing "Joy to the World" on electric guitar And we're three beers deep and they're closing in ten Oh, boy, don't you know what kind of girl I've been? I've been patient and merry and kind And I've been waiting a really long time I want you to take me home And not so we can make out I want you to take me home Take me home to your parents' house I want you to take me home Show me serious commitment I want you to take me home Yeah, come on, take me home for Christmas Come on, take me home for Christmas Come on, take me home for Christmas Woke up late, but your momma don't care And she walked in on me in just my underwear (Ah) Now your whole family's peeking under the tree Oh, look at that, a bunch of gifts they got from me 'Cause I'm so thoughtful and merry and kind And I was waiting ...

I met him at a party, I think he was on drugs He wasn't smart or funny, I convinced myself he was He had a great apartment and a car his parents bought I thought that he was perfect, and now his number's blocked Took a couple months (Took a couple months) But now I am secure (Now I am secure) I am so evolved (I am so evolved) Now I ask for more and more and more and more and more I won't settle for a guy with a fake job They seem so desperate for loving, but, baby, I'm not Gave my heart with zero stipulations Now I take careful considеration I'm not kissing any boy that is passive Their indecision is painfully unattractivе Past mistakes are just new information These days, I've got expectations So I hit the new year like a single girl at a Vegas bar Rocking my mini dress with a vodka cran' and an open heart Yeah, I've got hope, yeah, I've got drive, I will not lose my faith Don't think my future husband's at this bar in Silver Lake...

Ooh, Olivia does remixes now I met him at a party I think he was on drugs He wasn't smart or funny I convinced myself he was He had a great apartment And a car his parents bought I thought that he was perfect And now his number's blocked Took a couple months (Took a couple months) But now I am secure (Now I am secure) I am so evolved (I am so evolved) Now I ask for more and more and more and more and more I won't settle for a guy with a fake job They seem so desperate for loving, but baby, I'm not Gave my heart with zero stipulations Now I take careful consideration I'm not kissing any boy that is passive Their indecision is painfully unattractive Past mistakes are just new information These days, I've got expectations I took her to a concert Front row, thought it'd be fun Her hand moving up my skirt New piercing on her tongue She said she'd call me later That was three weeks ago Classic L.A. behavior (She could've just said no) But in a coup...

The cigarette smoke Is a smell that I know It clings to my clothes And seeps into my bones It's a real quiet house With the shower left on Five beers in the fridge and the second car's gone I regret you And how long I stayed I resent you For not being brave, oh Tell me something honest so the memories turn dark You said that I made loving look easy 'Til I made it hard Give me back my time and I will give you back your heart I thought that we played the perfect couple 'Til you didn't want the part Some nights can be So fucking lonely But it's better than begging for you to stand up for me, honeybee I regret you And what I let slide I resent you For taking her side, oh Tell me something honest so the memories turn dark You said that I made loving look easy 'Til I made it hard Give me back my time and I will give you back your heart I thought that we played the perfect couple 'Til you didn't want the part It's bone-dry, bitter and hollow You'll ...

I met him at a party, I think he was on drugs He wasn't smart or funny, I convinced myself he was He had a great apartment and a car his parents bought I thought that he was perfect, and now his number's blocked Took a couple months (Took a couple months) But now I am secure (Now I am secure) I am so evolved (I am so evolved) Now I ask for more and more and more and more and more I won't settle for a guy with a fake job He seems so desperate for loving, but, baby, I'm not Gave my heart with zero stipulations Now I take careful consideration I'm not kissing any boy that is passive Their indecision is painfully unattractive Past mistakes are just new information These days, I've got expectations So I hit the new year like a single girl at a Vegas bar Rocking my mini dress with a vodka cran' and an open heart Yeah, I've got hope, yeah, I've got drive, I will not lose my faith Don't think my future husband's at this bar in Silver Lake But in a co...

I feel it again, edge of the bed Body and head protesting My stomach's in knots, I don't wanna talk Let's just go to bed or something Maybe it'll fix itself tomorrow But I've been saying that like every night You say you can't stand to watch me cry a minute more So you do the noble thing and open up the door If loving me means letting go and wishing me the best Then I guess I wish, I wish, I wish you loved me less We tried to recreate our favorite date But we didn't laugh much this time Our trip to Big Sur only confirmed This isn't what it should feel like And maybe I'm a stubborn overthinker But I've been thinking over this a lot And I could try convincing you they're just intrusive thoughts But you've seen me truly happy, so you know right now I'm not If loving me means crying on the curb at LAX Well, then I guess I wish, I wish, I wish you loved me less If loving me means saying, "Babe, I think this is the end" I guess I ...

I'm just staring at the ceiling Can't describe this feeling I've got in my head I'm out of body in my bed And I'm just searching up my symptoms Desperate to fix 'em I'll do anything 'Cause lately I've been spiraling, oh I'm not feeling like myself and Nothing ever seems to help Went to the doctor and she said I was fine But every movie that I see makes me cry It's like somebody put a weight on my chest I should talk to a friend But I can't get out of bed My head is spinning and my stomach is sick Say I'm in love, so it's hard to admit I can't eat, I can't sleep I think you're what's wrong with me I keep looking for distractions Hope the feeling passes But I've got to say It's getting harder every day And I can't seem to get around it Head just keeps on pounding with The simple thought What if this isn't what I want? Went to the doctor and she said I was fine Tried meditation with a bottle of wine It...

All that I want is to know undoubtedly That you just have eyes for me Could you make it clear? All that I want is to sit here silently And watch movies on TV What a shame you're not here Here to witness my devotion And my endless well of needs I'm an anchor in the ocean You know I could never leave So, I'm patient, you're learning, pretend it's not hurting, oh (Oh) They say it's a virtue to not let good love slip away ('Way) So, I'm cool and forgiving, I'll take what you're giving, oh woah (Oh) But nothing's quite enough, when I know that to get it, I begged Yeah, to get it, I begged And I have this thought when I lay in bed at night That I feel trapped inside my life Is that a normal thing to fight back the waves Of a static lover's dread? I'm overwhelmed, I'm underfed And yet I still cling Cling to hope like snow on mountains (Cling to hope like) Careless words melt it away (Careless, melt away) I'm a penny in a fountain (In...

All the pretty girls In the foreground of my mind I thought I'd done enough But they keep moving the line I thought I found the antidote, this time I thought I found the antidote, this time And all the nights I spent Fighting bad thoughts in my room Feeling so alone, might as well be on the moon I thought I found the antidote with you I thought I found the antidote with you But my head is full of poison And my heart is full of doubt I got toxins in my bloodstream You tried hard to suck 'em out And it feels like medication And it's good for me, I'm sure But it don't matter how your love feels, anymore It'll never be the cure It'll never be the cure Used to play a game in my head When I'd date a guy Tally up the girls that he fucked 'Til I start to cry I thought I found the antidote, this time I thought I found the antidote, this time But I'm unraveled (I'm unraveled) I'm unraveled (I'm unraveled) I'm unraveled (I'm unraveled) I...

It's funny When your mom shows pictures of you in your school clothes Your buzzcut And scrapes on your knees changed, but those eyes I still know And it's crazy (It's crazy) How I used to visit your town like a tourist Now I got (I got) A local grocery store and a favorite florist And so it goes that You kissed my neck Made our paths intersect 'til the two lines formed a circle And I melt with you, your red and my blue Now I see the world in purple, purple Now a toothbrush A coat and pair of shoes all come in doubles (Doubles, doubles, doubles) And we fight Over who I'm hanging out with like a real couple (Couple, couple, couple, couple) It's a small world (It's a small world) When it only can revolve around us two It's crazy (It's crazy) I had big dreams 'til I tied myself to you Now I'm all-consumed And you kissed my neck Made our paths intersect 'til the two lines formed a circle And I melt with you, your red and my blue Now I see the ...

It's a little hard to stomach all your amateur moves You know he's with me, like obviously But you linger in the air just like a bad perfume It's getting to me, embarrassingly And here's the part where the girl gets pissed And the girl is me, did you get that hint? You're in my way now Don't go, go where you don't belong Think I can't make out Ah-ah, how hard you hang on Kind of insane how You keep calling, but you never get the message It goes my way now Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah Man, I wonder what you think is gonna go down You send him another poem and think that he'll let me go Or maybe you're just tryna get me riled up now You're posting another pic in clothes that I know are his Well, here's a map of the lines I drew And some girl steps over and the girl is you You're in my way now Don't go, go where you don't belong Think I can't make out Ah-ah, how hard you hang on Kind of insane how You keep calling, but you never get the m...

I think that you're killer With your floppy hair Take me out to dinner You know you can take me anywhere And all of my girlfriends roll their eyes And tell me to take it slow this time But I got a feeling wounds are healing, talking on the phone I know everybody changes, but I hope that we don't Carve our names into the car seat leather You plus me equals a heart forever A heart forever, oh I like your big sister She has your same face And I tried to win her Over with my cynical humor and yacht rock music taste And all my ex-boyfriends have heard these lines (Let's get married when we both turn twenty-five) But I like you better by a million times And I got a feeling wounds are healing, talking on the phone I know everybody changes, but I hope that we don't Carve our names into the car seat leather You plus me equals a heart forever A heart forever, oh A heart forever So buy me silver jewelry and all my favorite Cadbury And tell me yet again about when we met and what y...

My day was so mundane, I don't think I left the house Drank a pot of coffee, tried to write, nothing came out Somehow, it's the weekend, I'm still bored out of my skull And I went to a party but only on principle Empty, look at me I'm a zombie in my body, I'm a train off of the track I feel dirty, I feel rotten, and the colors are all flat I'm a sad shell of a woman and I've got maggots for brains But that's just a thing that happens when my When my baby goes away When my baby goes away He goes away Everything feels moldy like the fruit that's in my fridge And everything that's funny, I wish I could tell to him And sometimes, at a low point, I even wish for tragedy 'Cause I know he'd come over and take real good care of me It's so weird, he's not here I'm a zombie in my body, I'm a train off of the track I feel dirty, I feel rotten, and the colors are all flat I'm a sad shell of a woman and I've got maggots for bra...

So I guess that it's true Time can heal even the worst of wounds And the clichés I knew Seemed so commonplace when I saw you Let's just walk in the dark Hop the fence in the park Baby boy, honeybee God, I love the way you look at me And it's too hard to describe this In a way that feels honest But even when I'm quiet I love you, baby, I promise And I hope I never see what your face looks like going A face I swear that I could spend my whole life knowing Here's to hoping Pick me up, walk me home Man, it feels like God threw me a bone Sticky sweet, tangerine Would you sit and keep me company? In the dark, I'm not scared I just reach and you're right there Shooting stars, racing cars Everything I own just feels like ours It's too hard to describe this In a way that feels honest But even when I'm quiet I love you, baby, I promise And I hope I never see what your face looks like going A face I swear that I could spend my whole life knowing Here's to h...

New York City's never looked so blue My friends are smoking blunts in the bathroom They say that honest love is a cage that makes you feel free And all the girls at this party are so cool That's never been a thing that I could do But I can't help but imagine what you say when you speak with me You're a spark in the dark and my clothes all caught aflame You should feel how I feel when somebody says your name I'm a car speeding down the boulevard without a brake And I want you more than any stupid song could ever say I'm a heart made of wax and I'm melting in the sun I'm a thread on your shirt that is coming undone I feel right, I feel wrong, I feel totally insane And I want you more than any stupid song could ever say Walking through the park with my head high Past all the college girls and the drunk guys And if there is a god, he's the bond that's between us two Seven nights alone and a skipped meal I'm sleeping in my dress and my high heels ...

I know that the bar closes at 11 I hope you never finish that beer You know all the words to "Just Like Heaven" And I know why he wrote them Now that you're standing right here Ohh One night I was bored in bed And stalked you on the internet It's feminine intuition 'Cuz I always had a vision of us standing like this All pressed up in the bathroom line You're looking like an angel on the walls of Versailles The most alive I've ever been But kiss me and I might drop dead And I feel like I might throw up Left hook, right punch to the gut You're so so pretty boy I'm paranoid I made you up Yeah I'd love it if you walked me home If you promised we could go real slow 'Cuz I got chewing gum And a bunch of stuff I'd like to know Like, have you ever been to Japan? Or taken that Eurostar to France? I've been dropping hints all night That I'd love it if you held my hand, goddamn And then maybe we could make-makeout Clothes off and fall to t...

I know that the bar closes at 11 But I hope you never finish that beer You know all the words to "Just Like Heaven" And I know why he wrote them Now that you're standin' right here Oh, one night I was bored in bed And stalked you on the internet It's feminine intuition 'Cause I always had a vision of us standing like this All pressed up in the bathroom line You lookin' like an angel on the walls of Versailles The most alive I've ever been But kiss me and I might drop dead And I feel likе I might throw up Left hook, right punch to the gut You're so, so prеtty, boy I'm paranoid I made you up Yeah, I'd love it if you walked me home If you promised we can go real slow 'Cause I got chewing gum and a bunch of stuff I'd like to know Like, have you ever been to Japan? Or taken that Eurostar to France? I've been droppin' hints all night that I'd love it if you held my hand, goddamn And then maybe we could make-makeout Clothe...

Hate to give the satisfaction asking how you're doing now How's the castle built off people you pretend to care about? Just what you wanted Look at you, cool guy, you got it I see the parties and the diamonds sometimes when I close my eyes Six months of torture you sold as some forbidden paradise I loved you truly You gotta laugh at the stupidity 'Cause I've made some real big mistakes But you make the worst one look fine I should've known it was strange You only come out at night I used to think I was smart But you made me look so naive The way you sold me for parts As you sunk your teeth into me, oh Bloodsucker, famefucker Bleedin' me dry like a goddamn vampire And every girl I ever talked to told me you were bad, bad news You called them crazy, God, I hate the way I called them crazy too You're so convincing How do you lie without flinching? (How do you lie? How do you lie? How do you lie?) Oh, what a mesmerizing, paralyzing, fucked up little thrill Can...